1. bemusedlybespectacled:

    lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual.

  2. Deb + “fuck you” (in case you didn’t hear it the first time)

  3. The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

    I don’t care.

  4. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    i need to get fucked by something other than my life

  5. lupitanews:

“I would love to have a career that’s governed by the material; I always want to be part of stories that I feel are worthwhile.” - Lupita Nyong’o for DuJour Magazine

    lupitanews:

    “I would love to have a career that’s governed by the material; I always want to be part of stories that I feel are worthwhile.” - Lupita Nyong’o for DuJour Magazine

  6. "I’d make-out to Arctic Monkeys with you"
    Ancient Proverb implying utmost respect and honour (via firelordzuko)
  7. clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

    IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

  8. What is your ultimate fantasy?

    becomingathena:

    Financial stability.

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Lia. 24

Miami, Fl

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